| PEOPLE |
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 Bush
Addresses Pope as “Sir”
Pope addresses Bush as “schmuck.” |
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Paris Hilton Returned to Jail
End of story. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Bob Barker, “Sopranos”
End Runs
Popular game show host whacked;
Paulie Walnuts wins Showcase. |
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| MEDIA |
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Supreme Court Nixes FCC
Effort to Punish Networks for
“Impromptu Expletives”
Majority opinion: “Shit happens.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Internet Porn
Industry in Sharp Decline
Looks to friends in Congress to bail it out. |
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 Google’s “Street
View” Raises Some
Privacy Issues
Like: that person leaving the Ecstasy
Motel looks an awful lot like you. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Neuroscientists Explain Deja
Vu
Again, and exactly the same way. |
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Kennedy Space Center Faces
Workers' Strike
May have to launch next shuttle with
temp rocket scientists. |
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 Japanese-Built
Humanoid Can Show
Emotions
Right: learning for first
time it's a robot. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Ignored Warnings on Avandia
From Own Safety Office
Says Safety Office warnings not accompanied by cash. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 In a recent edition,
the picture on the left was
identified as the swimming pool at the
new five-star Ritz-Carlton Resort and
Spa in Rancho Mirage, California. It
is, in fact, the pool at the newly
constructed American Embassy in
Baghdad. We apologize for any
confusion. |
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