| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Oops:
Melee Erupts When Star
Wars, Star Trek
Conventions Booked Into
Same Hall
Several receive treatment
for minor laser burns,
neck pain from Vulcan
death grip. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Another Close Bush Adviser
Leaves White House
Barney's departure “not
related” to recent attorney firings. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Employers Nearly Double New
Jobs in May
You want fries with that? |
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Despite Woes, U.S. Currency Will
Continue as World Standard
Also, despite its woes, U.S. culture. |
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 Marijuana
Candy Maker Sues Hershey,
Nabisco, Kraft, Nestle
Claims companies market
non-drug-laced candy products
with “deceptively
similar” names to theirs
(shown). |
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| SCIENCE |
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Milky Way, Andromeda Galaxies
Will Collide
Astronomers cite Murphy's Law. |
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Archeologists Find
2100-Year-Old Melon
In the back of your refrigerator. |
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 Creation
Museum Opens
Features documentary film
about Earth's history by
Hanna-Barbera. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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FDA Warning: Your Toothpaste
May Contain Antifreeze
And your antifreeze may contain fluoride. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| We erred in
ascribing the term "enhanced
interrogation" to the Bush
Administration. In fact the term
was originally used to describe
interrogation methods used
against insurgents and other
civilians by the Nazis in 1942,
and later judged to be war
crimes. The techniques, and the
arguments to justify their use,
however, were the same as those
used by the Bush Administration.
We apologize for any confusion
caused by our mistake. |
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