| CONSUMER ALERT |
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 Public Warned
About Flavored,
Candy-Colored Meth
Chocolate, peanut butter,
grape (shown) flavors
have “no food value
whatsoever.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: 30% Don't Use Internet
They go outside, talk to other people,
read books, newspapers. |
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| WAR ON TERROR |
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Profiles
from the Department of
Homeland Security's Potential
Terrorist Target List |
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Potential Target: |
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The Kangaroo Conservation
Center, Dawsonville, Georgia |
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Purpose: |
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Dedicated to the
preservation of kangaroo
species through captive
breeding and public
education. |
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Terrorist Target
Opportunities: |
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KangaRanger tour bus
through park where
tourists may encounter
300 kangaroos. Aussie
Walkabout Area, hike
through Billabong, Wild
Australia Show, also:
Butterfly Garden, Gift
Shop |
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Location: |
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Ninety
minutes from Atlanta. |
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Next up: |
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Illinois Apple
and Pork Festival |
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| FEATURE |
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| Identify the
source of the following
e-mail exchange:
“Please don't
forget the money you
promised Jim and
Dawn.”
“Don't you ever
send this kind of message
to me! Erase this message
from your computer right
now!” |
| A ) | Bad
TV show. |
| B ) | Bad
novel. |
| C ) | Corruption
probe of former GOP
Congressman now Nevada
Governor Jim Gibbons by
recently fired U.S.
Attorney in Nevada. |
| Hint: The U.S.
Attorney was fired for
incompetence. It had
nothing whatsoever to do
with this investigation. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball Season Begins
American sports fans' attention turns to
spring football practice. |
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NCAA to Dump Basketball
Playoffs
Would replace unpopular “March
Madness” with bowl system. |
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NFL Decides to Make Instant
Replays Permanent
Officials are reviewing replay of
decision. |
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| ART |
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New York
Gallery Cancels Show
Featuring Naked Chocolate
Jesus
Following complaints from
diabetic nuns. |
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