| PEOPLE |
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 Jenna Bush
Working On Book
First daughter's
initial effort will be
“a scathing
attack” on her
father's “misadventure”
in Iraq and “the
sinister underlying reasons that led
us into this disaster.” |
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Fidel Says He’s Feeling
Good on
Chavez Live Radio Talk Show
Spins records, makes prank phone calls. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Studios Will Release Some
Films “Direct-to-Home”
Cast, crew shows up at your house, shoots
film there. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Forbes: Record 946
Billionaires in World
Each receives free subscription to
Forbes. |
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Broadcasters Agree on Payola
Curbs That Will Expand Radio Playlists
Opponents say they prefer hearing same
three songs over and over again. |
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New Diet Coke
Plus Contains Vitamins
and Minerals
Aimed at anorexic health
nuts. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Administration Cuts Funds for
Killer Asteroid Search
Will spend money on Armageddon
preparedness. |
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Report: English, Irish, Scots
Genetically the Same
Findings greeted with identical drunken
brawls in Dublin, Glasgow, London. |
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 Micro
Medical Robot Will Search
Through Body for Disease
Also spare change,
Cracker Jack prizes,
other small objects. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Atkins Diet Works
Just not for Atkins. |
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| CORRECTION |
| A recent
article misidentified the United
States government as the target
of a growing protest movement
focusing on state efforts to
undermine the Constitution,
stifle freedom of speech, crack
down on opposition groups,
manipulate elections and control
the media so completely that TV
and newspapers deliberately
misrepresent the facts in support
of the repression. In fact, the
target of the protests was the
Russian government. We apologize
for any confusion caused by our
mistake. |
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