| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Original
Maltese Falcon Stolen
From San Francisco
Restaurant
If you have any
information as to its
whereabouts, contact its
owner, Sidney Greenstreet. |
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With Change in Congress, Expect
Shift in Broadcast Standards
Republicans fought to put more violence
on TV, Democrats will demand more sex. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 R.J.
Reynolds Introduces “Camel
No. 9” Cigarettes for Women
Aimed at smart, successful,
independent women who've never
heard of cancer. |
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 New
Super Jumbo Jet Shows Off
First-Class Amenities
Airbus A380 offers
full-length conference
room (shown), cocktail
lounge, spa, lap pool,
bowling alley, putting
green and driving range. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Female Chimps Seen in Wild
Using
Spears to Hunt Small Animals
And philandering mates. |
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Archeologists Discover Tomb
of
Akhenaton’s Seal Bearer
Official followed pharaoh around placing
seal on podiums for news conferences. |
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 “Blackberry
Thumb” Now 2nd Leading Injury
Among Young Professionals
Behind only “Bluetooth
Ear.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Recall Issued For “All 6
oz. Packages of Oscar Meyer/Louis Rich
Chicken Breast Strips With Rib Meat,
Grilled, Fully Cooked, Ready To Eat”
Includes bacteria causing lysteriosis,
also grilled, fully cooked, ready to eat. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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Unnoticed
Provision in Defense Budget
Makes it Easier to Declare Martial Law
You'll be notified where to go and what
you can take with you. |
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