| FASHION |
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Another
Embarrassment for First
Lady
 This
time, four others
show up at White House
event wearing same Oscar
de la Renta outfit. |
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Italian Designers
Draft “Manifesto”
Against Use of Ultra-Skinny
Models
Critics call it “anorexic
cleansing.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Iraq Study Group Recommends
Changes in College Football's
BCS System
Calls for gradual phaseout of bowl games,
increased training of college presidents to
install fair, democratic playoffs. |
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NBA Returning to
Non-Synthetic Ball
May also replace cheerleaders. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Drivers Give Helmeted Bicyclists Less Room
Conclusion: if you value your life, don't wear a helmet. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Iraqi government,
headed by Nouri
al-Maliki, will remain in
power: |
| A ) | As long as it
enjoys the support of the
United States. |
| B ) | Until Iran
and Syria call for a new
government. |
| C ) | Until next
Tuesday, after lunch. |
| Hint: Soup
and sandwiches, anyone? |
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| “I do not
think the United States
wants to have U.S.
military forces accept
casualties and accept the
responsibility of trying
to govern Iraq.” Who
said it, where and when? |
| A ) | Dennis Kucinich to Joe
Lieberman, 2/7/03 |
| B ) | Lois
Lane to Superman, 3/7/95 |
| C ) | Dick
Cheney to David Brinkley,
4/7/91 |
| Hint: it was on
“This Week, With
David Brinkley.” |
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