| PEOPLE |
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Cheney
“Ashamed” of
Himself
Admits cooking evidence
that led to war. |
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| MEDIA |
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Nielsen to Establish Ratings
for Internet
List of top 1 billion sites will be
published weekly. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Sales of Existing Homes Fall
Sales of imaginary homes rise. |
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Pizza Hut
Calls Test of
Medium-Range Missile a
Success
Capable of reaching
Domino's corporate
headquarters in less than
thirty minutes. |
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2007 Auto
Show Models Go On Display
Shown: latest blonde,
with new car in
background. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Genetic Breakthrough Reveals
Many Distinct Differences
Between Humans
Contradicts official White House position
that we're either “good” or
“evil.” |
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Good News:
Penguins
Returning to South Pole
Bad news: they're
cartoons. |
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Researchers Create Edible
Cotton
Breakthrough means that one day
you'll be able to eat your socks. |
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| HEALTH |
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Study:
Bathing in Red Wine
Reduces Risk of Heart
Disease
And loneliness. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week,
in an article about a
controversial science exhibit
featuring preserved human
cadavers in familiar action poses
(above), we misspelled the word
formaldehyde. |
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