| PEOPLE |
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 NY Post:
Bin Laden Obsessed With Whitney Houston
Plastered walls of Tora Bora with her
picture; Zawahiri smitten with LaToya
Jackson. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Evolutionary Biology Suddenly
Vanishes From Approved Federal List
Much like dinosaurs. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Forbes: Milwaukee Rated
America's Drunkest City
With America's most disgusting sidewalks. |
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| SPORTS |
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College Football: NCAA
Approves 12th Game
Additional revenue will be used to hire
more tutors. |
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World Strip
Poker Championship Well
Underway
Like figure skating,
women's division
more popular. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The president
says anybody who opposes
his warrantless spying
program doesn't
understand what kind of a
world we live in,
revealing: |
| A ) | a
pre-9/11 mentality. |
| B ) | a
pre-Constitution
mentality. |
| C ) | a
pre-Magna Carta
mentality. |
| Hint: Life was a lot
simpler in the 12th
century. |
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| An official of
the Iraqi Interior
Ministry, in comments
echoed by U.S. military
officials, described the
killing of 22 Shiite
religious pilgrims as: |
| A ) | “another
tragedy” for the
Iraqi people. |
| B ) | “another
disappointing
failure” for U.S.
and Iraqi security
forces. |
| C ) | “an extraordinary
success,” since more
pilgrims were not killed. |
| Hint: in Iraq
everything is relative. |
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