PEOPLE |
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Trove of
Letters Reveal Einstein
Had Numerous Extramarital
Affairs
Typical alibi: “I was working on
my Unified Field Theory.” |
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MEDIA |
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Administration Spending Millions
On PSA for Iraqi TV on How Uncool
It Is to Become Suicide Bomber
“Just Say No Way” campaign
getting mixed reviews. |
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BUSINESS |
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Head of Coors Loses Driver’s
License Following DUI Arrest
Advised to devote less time to quality control. |
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Mr. Peanut Getting Makeover

Consumers complained of allergies, dislike
of foppish dandies who wear monocles. |
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SCIENCE |
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Cow Dung Could Replace
Gasoline, Say Researchers
Gas station operators oppose idea. |
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Reassuring Study: Not All
Plants Harmed By Global Warming
Poison ivy actually thrives on it. |
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Launch of Inflatable
Spacecraft First Stage
of Inflatable Space Hotel
Staffed by inflatable
women. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Educators Concerned About
Widespread Use of
“Smart Pills” by Students
Fear they'll become so smart they won't
need to go to school. |
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Traditional Lunch Hour Shrinks
As More Americans Use Time
To Work, Run Errands
And yet, amazingly, they still manage to
overeat. |
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