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James Baker
Brought in to Advise
President on Iraq
He's given office in
cellar, behind broom
closet. |
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 Lee
Raymond, ExxonMobil
CEO, Receives $400 Million
Retirement Package
Says he'll need it to fill up his Hummers. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Airlines Consider Selling
“Standing Room Only” Tickets
Also mulling “stowaway” and
“wingwalker” fares. |
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Americans Travel Longer,
Farther to Jobs
To do work they hate for big corporations intent
on firing them and hiring cheap foreign labor. |
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Ben &
Jerry's Apologizes to
Irish for "Black and
Tan" Ice Cream
Flavor
Replaces it with
"Sweet Potato
Famine." |
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| SCIENCE |
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Archeologists Find Earliest Mayan
Writing in Guatemala
2,300-year-old glyphs blame teen
sex on media. |
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Good News for Parents:
Smartest
Kids' Brains Mature Later
Like around 40. |
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 Study: Humans
Destroyed Easter
Island's Natural
Resources Soon After
Arriving
Huge statues erected to
frighten off
environmentalists. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Mushrooms Found to Contain
Plenty of Vitamin D
There's even more in poisonous mushrooms. |
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Study: Heart Disease Results
When
Husbands Controlling, Wives Hostile
Reverse results in cancer. |
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Insomnia Drug Ambien May
Cause Sleep-Eating, Sleep-Driving
And soon, sleep-suing. |
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