| PEOPLE |
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Lawrence
Summers Resigns As
President of Harvard
Takes similar
position at Hooters. |
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Donald Trump, Martha
Stewart in Feud
Unfortunately, somebody has to win. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: We're Working Harder,
With
Not as Much Accomplished
And then it's “Miller time.” |
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Bush Says U.S. on Verge of
Technology Breakthroughs
That Will “Startle” Public
Perpetual motion machine just one of many
promising ideas. |
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7 to 10% of All Products Sold
Worldwide Are Fakes
Those artificial flowers you bought
recently might be real. |
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| CONSUMER ALERT |
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 Toy Versions
of First Atomic Bombs
Recalled
Scale replicas of bombs
dropped on Hiroshima,
Nagasaki leak radiation
exceeding allowable
limits. |
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| SCIENCE |
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San Francisco to Convert Dog
Poop Into Natural Gas
Will produce enough energy to power
novelty factory that makes fake dog poop. |
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NASA: Mysterious Explosion
Detected in Nearby Galaxy
Scientists "would rather not
know" what caused it. |
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Quantum Physicists
Successfully Teleport Atomic Particles
Phenomenal achievement could eventually
lead to speedier pizza delivery. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Study: Low-Salt Diet,
Like
Low-Fat Diet, Has No Proven
Health Benefit
Did somebody say McDonald's? |
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| TRENDS |
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Nearly 43% of All Résumés
Contain Falsehoods
Finding announced by Dr. George Spelvin,
Ph.D., Rhodes Scholar, Pulitzer Prize
winner, Nobel laureate and first man to
walk on the Moon. |
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| ANSWER
TO LAST WEEK'S PUZZLER |
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C) civil war.
However, partial credit is also given
for: A) learning experience, D)
unintended consequence, E) bump in the
road, and G) mission accomplished! |
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