| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Success of
Movie About Gay Cowboys
Having Ripple Effect
Already in pipeline:
films about gay outlaws,
gay Indians, gay horses. |
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Stallone Finally Begins
Filming
Latest Rocky
Sequel
Production delayed due to confusing new
Medicare plan. |
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Bob Dylan to Host Satellite
Radio Show
Reclusive music icon will join lineup
including “DJ” J.D. Salinger
and “Top 40 With Thomas
Pynchon.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Food Producers Shift to
Making
Healthier Products
Consumers shift to making their own junk
food. |
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Humanoids
Form Union
International Alliance of
Androids will demand job
security, health
benefits, better working
conditions. |
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| MAN ON THE STREET |
| This
Week's Question: Do you
agree with the ban on
torture? |
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Caligula,
emperor: If you
ban torture you might as
well ban fun. |
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Attila, hun:
Absolutely not. In fact,
I'd like to torture you
right now. |
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Torquemada,
inquisitor: No.
Say, you wouldn't happen
to be Jewish, would you? |
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Vlad,
impaler: It
would depend on your
definition of torture. I
define it as an effective
law enforcement tool. |
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Idi Amin, cab
driver: Only if
you give me a good tip. |
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