| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Man Breaks
Guinness Couch Potato
Record
Suresh Joachim, 33, has
watched TV continuously
for 32 years, reports
“there's nothing
good on.” |
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| THIS DAY IN SPORTS HISTORY |
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1250 BC: Achilles Rejoins
Trojan War
After Lengthy Holdout
Denies using steroids. |
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| TRAVEL |
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New Public
Toilets in Mexico City
Proving Popular
With practically
everybody. |
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Hong Kong
Disneyland Opens
Pluto missing. |
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| FEATURE |
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| When is it time
to call what is going on
in Iraq a “civil
war”? |
| A ) | When
a bunch of provinces band
together to secede from
the union. |
| B ) | When
each side picks its own
song. |
| C ) | When
Rumsfeld says, “Is
it a civil war? No.” |
| D ) | When
the daily carnage reaches
such a horrendous level
that it no longer merits
front page coverage. |
| E ) | Now. |
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| If the estate tax is
repealed, how much money
will be lost to the U.S.
Treasury in the first 10
years? |
| A ) | Just
enough so that Jedidiah
and Chastity won't have
to sell the family farm. |
| B ) | Just
enough so that Samuel and
Abigail won't have to
sell the family general
store. |
| C ) | $750
billion to $1 trillion. |
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