| FEATURE |
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| “While the
people are still without
water, electricity or
security, authorities are
focusing their efforts on
getting the oil flowing
again.” What is the
dateline for this news
story? |
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A ) |
Baghdad. |
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B ) |
New Orleans. |
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C ) |
All of the above. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Establishes Weight Cap
Each team's roster limited to six tons;
anything over will be taxed. |
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Baseball: White Sox Pitcher
Accuses Rangers of Stealing Signals
Fears they may have figured out that one
finger means fastball, two means curve. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
Civil War
Mix 'n Match
In the coming civil war in Iraq
you won't know the players
without a scorecard! Can you
match the militias (left) with
their sponsors (right)? Hint:
pay attention to the colors! |
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| Badr Brigade |
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Abu Mussad
al-Zarqawi |
| Mahdi Army |
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Patriotic Union of
Kurdistan |
| Al-Tawhid Wal-Jihad |
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Al-Awda, Wahabis,
Jihad Association of Muslim
Scholars |
| Jaish Ansar al-Sunna |
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Abdul Aziz al-Hakim |
| KDP Peshmerga |
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Omar Hadid |
| Mohammad's Army |
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Salafis |
| Sunni Insurgency |
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George W. al-Bush |
| Islamic Response |
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Abu Abdullah
al-Hassan bin Mahmoud |
| U.S. Army |
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Moqtada al-Sadr |
| PUK Peshmerga |
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Kurdistan Democratic
Party |
| Black Banner |
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Iraqi National
Resistance |
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| INTERNET |
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Brits Plan Ban of
Violent Web Porn
Despite objections of royal
family. |
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