| PEOPLE |
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 Reporter
“Jeff Gannon”
of “Talon News”
Returns to White House Beat
He's now James D. Guckert of Gay
Male Escort News and has
obtained proper credentials. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Training Camps Open
in Florida, Arizona
Fans show up to see their favorite stars
inject themselves in the buttocks
with powerful muscle-enhancing steroids. |
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NBA Trading Report:
Troublemakers Swapped for Malcontents
And cash. |
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| Conservative
activists have targeted
which dangerous
organization for wanting
to promote gay marriage,
harm our soldiers and
tear down our values? |
| A ) |
North American Man Boy Love
Association |
| B ) |
Socialist Workers Party |
| C ) |
Al Qaeda |
| D ) |
AARP |
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| THE WAR |
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Bush Gets Offers From All
26 NATO Members to Train
Iraqi Security Forces
Some step up with major pledges. |
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| France: Will
train military chefs in Paris. |
| Germany: Open invitation to Berlin Institute
of Traffic Circle Design. |
| Italy: Scholarships for study of Early
Renaissance Art in Florence. |
| Poland: Training for Green Zone
Beautification Team. |
| Spain: Semester abroad at School of
Flamenco Dance in Barcelona. |
| Sweden: Train Iraqis in the use of light and
shadow in depressing films. |
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| LAW |
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Supreme Court Rejects
Challenge to Alabama Law
Banning Sale of Sex Toys
“If you want a dildo, go to
Idaho,” writes Justice Thomas for
the majority. |
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| CHESS |
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World Chess
Rankings Released
Top five players
unchanged from last time.
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| 1. Deep Thought II |
| 2. Deep Blue |
| 3. Deep Thought I |
| 4. Deep Blue Thought |
| 5. Garry Kasparov (shown). |
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