| FASHION |
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Eyewear
Manufacturer Files For
Chapter 11
Maker of "2005"
glasses sees sales drop
off precipitously after
Jan. 1. |
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| TRAVEL |
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U.S. Airlines Simplify Fares
From now on, direct flight across two
geographic zones with connection through
hub will cost no more than nonstop
seven-day advance upgrade booked online
during non-peak off-holiday blackout
period. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Yankees Sign
Everyone
“They all work for me now,”
cackles owner George Steinbrenner. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Model Search” Debuts on NBC
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search
Cable Network Debuts in March. |
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| FEATURE |
WHAT THEY WERE
THINKING
George W. Bush, Franklin D.
Roosevelt, Winston S. Churchill,
Lincoln Bedroom séance, White
House, Washington, D.C., Sept.
18, 2004.
George W. Bush (left): “I remember
thinking how silly this all was, and
that if it weren't for the fact Laura went
to college with someone who believes
in this stuff and convinced her to give
it a try, I'd have been out jogging, or
sleeping.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt (center):
“I remember telling my dear friend
Winnie how this dimwitted fellow would
have sent all our troops into Mexico after
Pearl Harbor, and he gave out with a good
guffaw. For a ghost.”
Winston S. Churchill (right):
“In the history of the English-speaking
peoples I have never come across a more
incompetent buffoon than this Bush chap.
But it was good to see Franklin again, and
the Lincoln bedroom.”
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