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 Rumsfeld
Asked
To Stay
He's rewarded for astute
post-war planning,
prescient troop strength
assessment, and discreet
cover-up of 90% of the torture
cases we haven't
heard about yet. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Powell: FCC Received 240,000
Complaints About Indecency in 2003
Even though 239,520 were from one group,
the Parents Television Council,
“it's a sign the public wants
action,” he says. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Price of Coffee, Cigarettes
Up
Price of cocaine, heroin down. |
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| GIFTS |
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Perfect
Stocking Stuffer
You won't believe the
price on this festive
holiday gift (shipping
extra, robe not
included). |
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| SCIENCE |
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Chickens Have Same Number of
Genes as Humans
And yet we have the ability to prepare
chicken in so many delicious ways. |
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All Nine Planets Align in Night
Sky; First Occurrence in
Over 400 Years
And, just like last time, about nine
people will bother to look. |
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Miss Digital
World Crowned
She wins out over
343,000,000 other
contestants. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Low-Fat, High-Carb, High-Fat,
Low-Carb Diets Losing Popularity
High-Fat, High-Carb diet gaining. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Afghans to Convert Tora Bora
Caves Into Tourist Attraction
Expect visitors from all over will want
to see where bin Laden once lived, and
possibly capture him. |
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