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Paris Hilton
Iraq- Bound to Help With
Upcoming Elections
Hotel heiress will
canvass Baghdad
precincts. |
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Report:
Transportation Secretary
Mineta Resigned Three
Weeks Ago
But nobody noticed. |
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| SPORTS |
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Babe Ruth Bat Sells for $1.26
Million
Auctioneer was on steroids. |
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| TRENDS |
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“Never Marrieds” in
30-34 Age Group
Rises to 23% of Women, 34% of Men |
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| Youngsters
participating in
federally funded
abstinence-only programs
are taught which three of
the following four facts? |
| 1) | Half
of all gay male teens have tested
positive for the AIDS virus. |
| 2) | Abortion
can lead to sterility and suicide. |
| 3) | Touching
a person's genitals “can result
in pregnancy.” |
| 4) | A
girl who has sex before marriage is inviting
Satan into her body. |
| (Partial credit is given for two
out of three correct answers.) |
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| ART |
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Marcel
Duchamp's
"Fountain"
Voted 20th Century's Most
Influential Artwork
And most practical. |
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