page one PAGE THREE – OCTOBER 11 - 17, 2004  page two Dick Cheney says he never met John Edwards until the debate. Photo (above) taken at 2001 National Prayer Breakfast is therefore: A ) Edwards with Cheney look-alike. B ) Edwards with Cheney stunt double. C ) Edwards with Cheney's evil twin. D ) Edwards with Cheney's good twin. President Bush recently signed into law a bill extending tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans while cutting the tax credit for the poorest 9.2 million children. The bill is called: A ) The Rich Republicans Dupe the Rest of Us Bait-and-Switch Chutzpah Act B ) The Working Families Three Card Monte Smoke and Mirrors Fleecing and Embezzlement Bill C ) The Working Families Tax Relief Act FASHION Current Events Affecting Fashion World Model (shown) wears outfit designed for flu vaccine shortage, bioengineered grass. EDUCATION Education Dept. Destroys 300,000 Booklets After Lynne Cheney Complains Parent guide failed to honor America for opposing government censorship.   MISCELLANEOUS Clinton Library Construction Continues Massive structure will eventually have enough bookshelf space to hold 14 copies of his autobiography.   ENVIRONMENT Global Warming Prompts Rules Change at Miss Earth Contest Contestants must wear skimpier bathing suits.   FRONT PAGE PAGE TWO PAGE THREE ARCHIVE CONTACT STORE  ©  Copyright 2004 Ironic Times