| PEOPLE |
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Rush Limbaugh
Disputes Severity Of
Iraqi Prison Abuse
Says his Nazi initiation
rites were “much
worse.” |
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Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston
Plan Family
Will then separate, get back together,
split up again, reunite before final
divorce. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Mary Tyler Moore, Dick Van
Dyke in New Episode of "The
Dick Van Dyke Show"
Wins timeslot opposite "Dragnet
2004," "Gunsmoke Reunion
Special," and "Our Miss Brooks
Bloopers II." |
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| BUSINESS |
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CitiGroup Pays $2.6 Billion
in Out-of-Court Settlement of Fraud Suit
Bank did nothing wrong, just wants to
avoid boredom of long court case. |
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Whales Being
Promoted as Food
“Tastes just like
dolphin,” says one
distributor. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Early Evolution Discovery:
Females Selected Handsome
Males Over Fighters
Explains why all men look like Hugh
Grant. |
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New Computer Technique Can
Read Blacked-Out Passages in
Confidential Documents
Cryptographers say they can tell if a
redacted word is “Cheney” or
“Rumsfeld” just by counting the
number of pixels in each name. |
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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
 Maj. Gen. Antonio Taguba
Last week he was telling
a Senate panel about
abuses by American
soldiers in Iraqi
prisons, today Maj. Gen.
Anotonio Taguba
(“Call me
Tony”) is behind a
desk at his new post,
Deputy Assistant
Secretary for Reserve
Affairs, located
inconspicuously in a
small, windowless office
deep in the bowels of the
Pentagon. “I think
it’s a reward for
writing my report,”
he tells a visitor, after
apologizing for the lack
of a telephone.
“They promised me
one this afternoon,”
he chuckles
good-naturedly. Future
plans? “To get my
own parking space.”
We wished him luck. |
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