ART |
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Artist Paints
Iceberg Red
It helps rescuers find
him. |
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LAW |
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Ducks Weigh in on Scalia Flap
Most think he should not have gone
on that hunting trip. |
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TRAVEL |
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Infamous Argentine Torture
Center Will Become Museum
Visitors will be greeted by animatronic
Henry Kissinger giving thumbs up. |
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SPORTS |
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Little League Losing Kids to Paintball
Paintball losing kids to online porno. |
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Olympic Torch
Lighted in Greece
It will travel to every
country, receiving bribes
in each. |
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IRONIC TIMES POLL |
Bush’s Supporters Polled
They have a variety of reasons
they’re voting for him.
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ODDS AND ENDS |
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Hindu
Holy Man Buries Self Up to Neck for 10 Days
Endures floods, soccer matches, and an elephant
named Horton who mistook him for an egg. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA Proposes Much Stricter
Limits on Air, Water Pollution
April Fools. |
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