| AUTOS |
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 New
Hands-Free Toyota Drives
Itself
Comes equipped with
LoJack to prevent it from
stealing itself. |
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Amphibious
Vehicle Goes
On Sale
Early buyers complain of
getting carsick, seasick. |
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| SPORTS |
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Everyone Injured
Should be back in three or four weeks. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Jet Blue's Phone Reservation
Agents Work At Home Offices
Many of them buck naked. |
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 Electric
Flute Forces Evacuation
of Maine Airport
A “terrible musical
experience” was
narrowly averted, says
spokesman. |
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| President
Bush squeezed a brief
visit to the grave of
Martin Luther King into
his busy schedule on MLK
Day in order to: |
| A ) | Show
the depth of his
commitment to minority
Americans at the bottom
of the income ladder. |
| B ) | Unveil an ambitious
agenda of social programs
to help African Americans
get better education,
child care, health
insurance, after-school
enrichment and job
training, while declaring
his support for
affirmative action. |
| C ) | Open
his heart, mind and
spirit to Martin Luther
King's spirit, to seek
his guidance. |
| D ) | Qualify a previously
scheduled $2,000-a-person
reelection
fundraiser in Atlanta as
an official trip so it
can be subsidized by
taxpayers. |
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| CORRECTION |
 In our article on the remake of "The
Stepford Wives" the photo at right
was misidentified as Nicole Kidman, who
will star in the movie about men who
replace their wives with compliant
robots. In fact, the photo is of First
Lady Laura Bush. We apologize for the
confusion. |
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