| PEOPLE |
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Pamela
Anderson Teaching Sunday
School
She has a regular class
at Our Lady of the Line
Around the Block. |
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76-Year-Old
Indian Man Hasn't Eaten
in 68 Years
“Needless to say,
I'm famished,”
he tells reporters. |
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 Bush Turns
Down Pardon Request for
Thanksgiving Turkey
Breaks with longstanding
tradition. |
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| RELIGION |
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Seven Deadly Sins Updated
Warranted by changes in lifestyle (see
chart below). |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Criminals, Geniuses Do
Best Work in Their 30's
When they're just entering politics. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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AMA Endorses Cloning for Research
Also for the megalomaniacal pursuit of eternal life
and absolute power by creation of millions of exact
copies of oneself to spread throughout the world. |
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Survey: Patients Prefer Doctors
To Wear White Coats
Empathy is next favored quality, followed
by experience, knowledge, competence. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The most
effective strategy for
busting unions is: |
| A ) | Hiring scabs. |
| B ) | Harassing pro-union
workers. |
| C ) | Slandering union leaders. |
| D ) | Shopping at Wal-Mart. |
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