PEOPLE |
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Real
Scooby-Doo Sues
Hanna-Barbera for $400
Million
He wants percentage of all profits from TV
shows, movies, ancillary
products, advertising
tie-ins.
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ENTERTAINMENT |
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Summer Success of “Queer
Eye for the Straight Guy” Has
TV Execs’ Attention
Show’s a hit with coveted
demographic, elderly gay men. |
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BUSINESS |
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Treasury Secretary Wants
Consumers to Have Access
to Their Credit Reports
Mental health advocates strongly object. |
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Year Sets a Record for
Bankruptcies: 1,613,097
Bankruptcy lawyers break out the bubbly,
predict next year will be even better. |
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MILESTONES |
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McDonald's
Marks 50th Anniversary
To celebrate, every
McDonald's will give
away free liposuctions,
angioplasties.
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Humans Started Wearing
Clothes 70,000 Years Ago
About the same time the first nudists
appeared. |
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Researchers Developing
DNA-Based Computers
They’ll be just like us, but a
trillion times smarter. |
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TRENDS |
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Americans Seek Strategies
To Slow Aging Process |
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Cosmetic surgery most popular,
selling soul to Satan is next. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Human Heart Cells Working in
Rat Hearts at Geron Corp.
Rat heart cells working in humans at
White House. |
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Research Reveals Eggs Prefer
Mutant Sperm to Healthy Competitors
Eggs explain mutant sperm have a certain "je
ne sais quoi." |
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Study: Stress, Boredom,
Spending Money Lead Teens to Drugs
Result: teens relieved of stress,
boredom, spending money. |
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