| PEOPLE |
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 Buttafuocos
Divorcing After 26 Years
of Marriage
“Every fairy tale
has to end,” says
Joey, through his lawyer. |
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| MEDIA |
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Study: All Media Competition
Has Disappeared
Not that there's anything wrong with
that. |
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Station Manager Suspends Colorado DJs
For Playing Dixie Chicks
Acts to protect precious freedom to suppress
precious freedoms. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Latest Study: Minority
Students’ Education Not Improved by
Vouchers
But the hot lunches are better. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Unsealed
50-Year-Old McCarthy
Transcripts Contain
Bombshell
Everyone alive in 1953
was a communist! |
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| SCIENCE |
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British Experiment: Monkeys Fail
to Produce Works of
Shakespeare
Six chimps type for one
month, barely manage
“bad imitation of
Marlowe,” says
expert in Elizabethan
literature. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Type A Personalities: Hostile,
Irritable, Impatient, Have
Lower Quality of Life
According to some slow-talking jerk who
chaired study. |
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Survey: Adulthood Begins at
26
Signals the end of arrested adolescence. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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California Winter Lettuce Crop
Contains Unhealthy Levels
Of Rocket Fuel
State urges growers to produce lettuce with
healthy levels of rocket fuel. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we stated incorrectly that
“White House string-puller Carl
Rove’s behind-the-scenes
machinations make Machiavelli seem meek
by comparison.” Mr. Rove’s
first name should have been spelled Karl.
We apologize for any confusion this may
have caused. |
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