| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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First Sperm
Race Features Photo
Finish
And exciting pre-race
activities as well. |
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| BUSINESS |
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SUV Sales Off in March
But dealers hope for boost when Abrams
tanks, Bradley Fighting Vehicles hit
showrooms. |
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| HEALTH /MEDICINE |
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Study: Men Less Likely to
Seek Help for Depression,
More Likely to Kill Selves
Won't even ask for directions to Dr. Kevorkian's office. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Human Sense of
Smell Deteriorated Over Course of
Evolution
Helps explain popularity of current prime
time TV line-up. |
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Eating Okra, Eggplant and
Metamucil Can Extend Life
Those who stick to diet live for what
seems like forever. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
Pulitzer
Prize in Poetry
Awarded to Mass E-Mailer
Poet Klez Worm wins for
the following: |
| “A
New Game” |
This
is a nice game.
This game is my first
work.
You're the first player.
I wish you would enjoy
it. |
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