| CONSUMER NEWS |
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50,000
Bike-Desks Recalled by
Manufacturer
Faulty pencil sharpener
can accidentally release
emergency brake. |
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Most Helpful New Product
Award Goes to Labels on Fruits,
Vegetables
Hard-to-remove identity stickers tell
buyers if they've bought a peach or a
plum. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball '03 Preview:
Montreal Should Win All-Canadian World
Series
Will defeat Toronto following devaluation
of U.S. dollar, collapse of
American monetary system. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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 North
Korean Ambassador Meets With
Counterpart From South
Some agreement, but many
issues remain unresolved. |
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| ANALYSIS |
IRAQ
COMPOSED OF MANY DIFFERENT REGIONS
Requires
nuanced response from U.S. forces.
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Hate Saddam |
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Hate U.S. |
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Hate both Saddam
and U.S. |
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Also hate the
Turks |
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Would like to be left
alone |
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Would like
to eat |
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Mostly camels |
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Standoffish, but
may warm to invading army
after a few centuries |
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