| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Things
Already Changing in
Baghdad
U.S. invasion, onset of
spring might explain it. |
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Wisconsin Man Eats
19,000th Big Mac
19,000th Wisconsin man to do so. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which three companies
were the first chosen by the U.S.
government to bid on rebuilding
Iraq after we've destroyed it? |
| A) | Ben
& Jerry's, Co-op
America, Working Assets |
| B) | Starbucks,
Newman's Own, Amazon.com |
| C) | Bechtel,
Fluor, Halliburton |
(Note:
Conflict of interest laws do not
apply in wartime.) |
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| THE WAR |
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U.S. Assigns Member Nations
Key Roles In Coalition Victory Party
Eritrea - bring snacks; Afghanistan - folding chairs;
Albania - music; Colombia - drinks; Uganda -
decorations; Solomon Islands - dancers; Iceland
& Mongolia - make posters; Uzbekistan - balloons. |
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| SPORTS |
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Yankees Fine Wells $100,000 for
Saying He Was 'Half-Drunk' in
Perfect Game
Would have been twice as much had he been
totally plastered. |
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Extreme Baseball League
Proposed By Former XFL Owners
New rules would require hitters to run
out every ground ball. |
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White Sox
Sign Blind Player
He'll start the
season in the minors. |
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