| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Latest Theory:
The Swiss Built Stonehenge
Precisely arranged rocks
apparently the creation of politically
neutral yodelers using handy,
multi-purpose implements; traces
of hot chocolate also detected. |
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| MEDIA |
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Top GOP
Magazines,
Week of 2/24/03 |
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1. |
Inside Trader's Digest |
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2. |
Tax Shelters Illustrated |
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3. |
Ladies Stay-At-Home Journal |
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4. |
Landfill and Stream |
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5. |
Popular Creationist |
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6. |
U.S. News and World
Domination |
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| BUSINESS |
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Hooters Air Begins Operations
Delta, United may go braless. |
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Batch of
Tainted Fish Sticks
Recalled
Some consumers complained
of ill effects. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Daily Telegraph: Isaac Newton
Said End of World Will Occur in 57 Years
Estimate failed to take into account
current administration. |
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Synthetic Trees Will Purify
Air
And mystify squirrels. |
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350,000-Year-Old Decorative Ax
Found at Spanish Burial Site
Hints of Early Religion
And early Holy War. |
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SPACE
 Pioneer 10,
Beyond
Our Solar System,
Says Goodbye
Its final message,
"So long,
suckers," takes
nearly eleven hours to
reach Earth. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we mistakenly reported that
Saddam Hussein had warned dissenters to
"Shut up" if war breaks out or
be considered "enemies of the
state." In fact, it was Fox News
commentator Bill O'Reilly who made the
remarks. We apologize for the error. |
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