| MILESTONES |
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Last Revolutionary War Widow
Dies
She was 219. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Nudists
Awarded Rhodes
Scholarships
They will attend Oxford
in the fall. |
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| MEDIA |
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MSNBC Hires Jesse Ventura
He'll host Sunday morning news show,
"Beat the Press." |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: Yankees' Payroll
Reaches $164 Million
Surpasses budget of Cuba, which
is included in total. |
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Star of High School Debating
Team Suspended
Accepted lavish gifts, associated with
gamblers. |
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| CHESS |
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Kasparov
Loses to Chicken
Blames media distractions
for loss. |
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Remember
me? I'm back in the news
again. The guy you used
to love to hate. But
times change. My
country's been picked to
head the UN Human Rights
Commission. Who woulda thunk
it? Compared to Saddam
and that Il fella in
Korea, I'm starting to
look pretty good. Just
one thing to clear up, as
long as we're going to be
friends: the proper
spelling of my last name.
I'll let you pick it: Gaddafi,
Qadafy, Kaddafi, Khadaffi,
Gadaffy, or my current favorite,
Qaddafi. Let me know. In the
meantime, have a happy! |
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| RELIGION |
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Aussies Flock
to View Image of Virgin
Mary
And the blond
wearing tight jeans. |
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| ANSWER TO LAST WEEK'S
PUZZLER |
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1)
Average savings to all US taxpayers under
Bush budget proposal is b) $1,083 |
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2)
Average weight of 10 grasshoppers and
1 hippopotamus is c) 580 lbs. |
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