| PUBLISHING |
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National
Geographic Publishes
First Swimsuit Issue
Next month: “The
Girls of the Watusi.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Super Bowl: Commercials
Frequently Interrupted by Football
Network flooded with angry phone calls. |
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Rose Will Admit to Having
Played Baseball
Should clear way for his election to Hall
of Fame. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Awards Shows Crowding Out
Other
Types of Entertainment
Busy celebrities no longer have time to
appear in actual movies, TV series. |
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Paris and
Nicky Hilton Arrive at
Inherited Wealth Awards
They present Lifetime
Achievement award to
David Rockefeller. |
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| THE WAR |
| Current
List of Countries Supporting U.S.
Military Action in Iraq: |
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Great Britain |
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Kuwait |
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Djibouti |
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North Pole |
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Confederate States of America |
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Brigadoon |
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Atlantis |
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Erewhon |
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Utopia |
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Freedonia |
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Sylvania |
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Klopstokia |
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Oz |
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Neverland |
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Land of Nod |
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courtesy U.S. State Department,
Bulfinch's Mythology.) |
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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
 Osama
bin Laden
(nickname:
"Stretch")
Famously tall terrorist
leader with many wives
is now employed as a
greeter at the Golden
Nugget Casino in Las
Vegas, Nevada, though he
still gives interviews
occasionally. |
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