page one PAGE TWO – JANUARY 6 - 12, 2003 page three MISCELLANEOUS Nostradamus Foresaw SpongeBob SquarePants But kept it to himself.   HEALTH / MEDICINE Hostile Women More Likely to Die From Heart Attack Than Peers Study angrily denounced by Ann Coulter. Underage Binge Drinking on Rise in U.S. Proves War on Drugs is succeeding, says White House. SCIENCE 1 In 4 Planetary Systems Capable of Supporting Earth-Like Planets Not that they’d want to. Lab Chimp Speaks Own Language Kanzi, an adult bonobo, uses made-up words like “nucular,” “heidth,” and “irregardless.”   NEW PRODUCTS New Barbie’s Got a Bun in the Oven "Child Support Barbie" comes with "Missing Ken" doll. POLITICS States' Rights Guide for Republicans Knowing when Leaving Things to the States to Decide is a Good Thing and when it's a Bad Thing can be confusing. Cut out the following Guide and keep it in your wallet! Good          Bad   Race Relations   Pollution Controls   Church/State Issues   Elections   Private Property   Drug laws   Death Penalty   Assisted Suicide FRONT PAGE PAGE TWO PAGE THREE ARCHIVE CONTACT STORE  ©  Copyright 2003 Ironic Times