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More Trouble
for Santa
Allegations of heavy
drinking, partying
continue to dog venerable
Xmas icon. |
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Pope Issues
Holiday E-Message
It's a recipe for
Hunza bread. |
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| BUSINESS |
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GM Recalls 150,000 Ford
Trucks
Ford recalls 200,000 GM vans. |
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Only Massachusetts Still in
Suit Against Microsoft
Only Massachusetts still using file
cards, adding machines, and bicycle
messengers. |
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First Dutch Cannabis Cafe
Marks 30th Anniversary
Or maybe it's the 31st. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Call for
International Sanctions
Against Human Fishing
This man was caught, then
released. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Iowa Cornfield Next to
Gene-Altered Crop To Be Destroyed
Regulators tipped off by talking crow. |
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Study: Universe Made
Mostly of Dark Energy
More good news for Republicans. |
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Latest Poll
Reveals Growing
Resistance to Polling
37% lie about true
opinions, 29% about age,
19% about gender, 10% about
income, 5% don't know. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Administration Reinterpreting
Environmental Laws
Translating them into Middle English. |
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Global Warming Warning: New
York City Could Be Under Water by 2080
Unless drastic steps are taken, penthouse
apartments will double in price. |
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