| PEOPLE |
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Eminem
Honored
Named "White Rapper
of the Year" at White
People Awards. |
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Prince Philip Called Princess
Di "Harlot" And
"Trollop" Says Friend
But not "wench,"
"hussy," "minx," or
"strumpet." |
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J. Lo Cancels Engagement
After Misunderstanding
Says she's doing commercial for
AFLAC, not marrying Ben Affleck. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Disney, AOL Time Warner Ready
to Merge News Operations
"Donald and Daffy Duck Report"
already in the planning stages. |
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Russian TV Game Show Winner
Will Fly on Space Station
Loser will take train to Chechnya. |
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| BUSINESS |
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More Trouble
For Disney
Discovery of 700-year-old
fresco (right) in Austria
could mean legal problems. |
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| POLITICS |
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Rider to Homeland Security
Bill Protects Pharmaceutical
Giants from Lawsuits
Will now be called the "Homeland
Security and Drug Company Payback
Act." |
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| WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
 Harvey
Pitt
These
days the former head of
the Securities and
Exchange Commission can
be found tanning himself
on the beaches of
Bermuda, where he waits
for his official
residency to be approved.
Until then it's
"pass the
sunscreen" for this
hirsute book-cooking
number-cruncher. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Slow Cooking the Key to Good
Health, Study Finds
However benefits offset by stress from
having to wait so damn long. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Pope Urges Italians to
Have More Children
If possible, by immaculate conception. |
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