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MILESTONES
 
  Hef Cuts Back to 6 Girlfriends
Seven was "a bit sexist," he now admits.
 
SPORTS
China in Talks with Houston Rockets About Drafting 7'5" Yao Ming
Government demands include training facilities, percentage of compensation, Taiwan.
Babe Ruth’s Records Being
Adjusted for Steroids

Had he used them he would have had ten times as many women.
Defending Champion France
Eliminated From World Cup

"Maginot Line" defense faulted.
EXCLUSIVE FEATURE
Q: What's the boiling point of ammonia?
A: Minus 27 degrees Fahrenheit.
Q: Where can I get a reversible, water-resistant golf jacket for under $45?
A: Sears.
Q: Whatever happened to that great entertainer Danny Kaye?
A: He died in 1987.
Q: I know the boiling point of ammonia is minus 27 degrees Fahrenheit, but what is it on the Centigrade scale?
A: Minus 33.5 degrees Centigrade.
 
(If you have a question for God, please try to make it somewhat challenging.)

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