| SPORTS |
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Sosa Out For
2 Months
Cubs' star slugger
sidelined after accident
involving bat and Krazy
Glue. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Letterman Stays Put; ABC,
Citing Value Of Serious Debate, Will Keep
"Nightline"
Unless "Jackass" becomes
available. |
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Beverly Hills to Establish
"Celebrity District"
Zoning will keep out anyone who has never
starred in a sitcom, talk show, movie,
play, or holiday special. |
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| BOOKS |
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U.S. to Restock
"Uncensored" Kabul Library With
20,000 Books
All were banned from American libraries. |
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509-Year-Old
Book Found in Maine
Farmhouse
Value enormous, but won't
cover library's overdue
fine. |
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The
Afterlife
by Earl Wilson |
With
"Celebrity Boxing" a
small-screen smash with the living,
several well-known stiffs
familiar with the sweet science
are pondering some post-mortem
pugilism up here. Feisty former
flyweight  Jimmy Cagney wants
to dig up "Fat" Jack E.
Leonard and stage a three-round
charity affair for the Get Elvis
Out of Limbo Fund, a worthy cause
if there ever was one. |
 On the
distaff side, the BW informs me
that Joan Crawford, visiting from
Hell, will battle Bette Davis on
the Ghoul Cable Channel, which we
don't get up here, natch.
As they
shoulda told Harry Houdini before
some bum sent him heavenward with
a haymaker to the solar plexus:
protect yourself at all times.
That's Oyl, brother.
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