| MILESTONES |
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Wild 49th
Birthday Party for Jeb
Bush
Daughter Noelle supplied
the drugs. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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ABC Sets Very Special Episode
of "The Chair" Live from
Guantanamo
Attorney General Ashcroft is guest host,
Alan Dershowitz guest torturer. |
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Tiffany in Playboy Photo
Spread
Former teen pop star has "grown
significantly both personally and
professionally," she says, after
breast augmentation surgery. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Starbucks
Begins Hiring
"Little People" |
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Ubiquitous chain hopes
move will cut costs. |
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| IRONIC
TIMES EXCLUSIVE |
| The
following is a complete
transcript, obtained by Ironic
Times, of the July 7th, 2001
meeting of the National Energy
Policy Development Group, which
the White House has so far
refused to produce for the GAO. |
| The
meeting was convened at 11:30:00am |
| Cheney: | Kenny
Boy! |
| Lay: | Dickypoo!
Where's the Task Force? |
| Cheney: | You're
lookin' at it, babe. |
| Lay: | Just you
and me? Outstanding! |
| Cheney: | So you
got the recommendations? |
| Lay: | Right here. |
| Cheney: |
Excellent. We'll put our covers
on it and send it out pronto. |
| Lay: | Aren't you
going to read it first? |
| Cheney: | Nah. |
| Lay: | You da man! |
| Cheney: | Lunch at
the club? |
| Lay: | I'm there! |
The
meeting was adjourned at 11:30:21am
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