| TRAVEL |
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Liberty
Island Re-Opens to
Visitors
Those looking suspicious
will be detained and
questioned in
statue's torch. |
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Disneyland Installing
Ultrasound Scanners
Will more accurately detect how much cash
is in Dad's wallet. |
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| SPORTS |
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Cleveland Browns to Limit
Sales of Beer to Escaped Convicts
No sales after halftime. |
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| MODERN LIVING |
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Segway
Transporter
Gyroscope System
Anticipates Direction
Users Want to Go
Unfortunately, most
people don't know where
they want to go. |
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Christmas
customs vary from country to country -
here are some fascinating examples... |
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In Russia, you get coal in your
stocking if you've been good. |
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In Australia, children leave Santa a
bottle of beer and a bowl of pretzels. |
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In Switzerland, Santa travels around
the country by train and fixes people's
watches. |
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In China, Santa is ignored, but
reindeer is considered a great delicacy. |
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In France, Santa Claus has a
mistress, works late and leaves the task
of buying, wrapping and sending presents
to the stoic Mrs. Claus. |
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In Egypt, Santa Claus is 4,000 years
old, has the head of a crocodile and eats
children who have been bad. |
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In Greece, Saint Nick is known as
Uncle Nick, arrives a few days before
Christmas, doesn't have any
presents, and sleeps on the couch for a
week.
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