| SPORTS |
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SUPREME COURT
RULES AGAINST DON KING
Must remove finger from
socket. |
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High Salaries Being Driven
Up by High Ticket Prices
The more fans pay, the more the owners
have to pay players. |
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| EDUCATION |
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School Year Ends So Students
Can Help Parents Till Soil, Plant Crops
Studies resume in fall after hard summer
working in fields. |
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| TV |
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PBS Commits to
"Paint"
10-hour mini-series follows the drying
process of a newly-painted park bench. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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SQUARE
WATERMELONS GO ON SALE
Aimed at unhip picnickers. |
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My Turn, Again
by Dick Cheney |
| I can't help smiling
whenever I pass one of
these tree huggers
installing solar panels
on his roof. Actually, I
can't help smiling ever
since I got that thirty
mil golden
parachute from
Halliburton. But if you
want to save the world,
here's a green technology
that really works: back
yard nuclear reactors.
Set one of these babies
on "glow" and
you'll be running your
fridge, dishwasher,
Jacuzzi and artificial
waterfall with plenty of
power left for the wave
runner or snowmobile! And
you didn't hear this from
me, but I'm told there's
quite an aftermarket for
spent fuel! |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
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“Rob Schneider is a
shoo-in for the Oscar!”
-- David
Manning, Ridgefield Press |
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