ENTERTAINMENT |
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CBS News, Cartoon Network in
Talks
But some cartoon characters balking at
move. |
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Critics See Sadomasochism in
“Weakest Link” Game Show
Sadomasochists see critics in chains and
harnesses. |
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34th Annual Audience Awards Bring Few
Surprises
Dayton, Ohio's Cineplex 12 grabs
“Best Local Movie Audience,
Male” trophy, a minor upset. |
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SPORTS |
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XFL, Citing Huge Losses,
Joins NASCAR
Games will take place on infield during
races. |
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RELIGION |
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Image of Woody Allen Appears
In Sistine Chapel
Experts call it a “confusing”
sign from God. |
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ART |
“Two Men
With Mops” Sold
Price is $5.1 million, the most
ever paid for humans. |
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SCIENCE |
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LOCH NESS
MONSTER CAPTURED
Unfortunately,
it's immediately cooked
and eaten. |
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New Findings: Dolphins Can
Recognize Themselves in a Mirror
But most humans can’t, and
won’t |
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Latest Evidence: Universe is
Flat
“Told you so,” says Flat Earth
Society. |
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TRENDS |
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English Language
Rapidly Shrinking
“Reprehensible,” say some,
“Whatever,” say others |
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QUOTE
OF THE WEEK |
“Even a stopped clock
is right twice a day.” |
- - Laura Bush |
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