| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Many Grammy
Winners Now Admit They
Forgot to Wear Clothes to
Event
Grabbed
whatever they could to
cover their bodies; no
one seemed to notice. |
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CBS Proudly Claims Sweeps
Victory
Network boasts it's the most-watched
among male high school dropouts, 18-24. |
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Cartoon Star Re-Enters Re-Hab
Shaggy of “Scooby-Doo, Where Are
You?” will be written out of some
episodes. |
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Total Confusion at
Metropolitan Opera
Casting call for "sopranos"
attracts thousands of "mob
types." |
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Lakers Exit NBA for
Soap Opera Deal
But Shaq, Kobe at odds
over top billing. |
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Threat of
Writers Strike Forcing
Hollywood to Turn to
Other Species
Several shows written by
apes in the works. |
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| LAW |
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Legislative Branch of Government
"Not Really Needed," Asserts Supreme
Court
Executive, Judicial
enough, says Rehnquist. |
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Napster Halts Downloads of
All Copyrighted Music
Only William Shatner recordings remain
available. |
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| FOOD |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Admits He Made "Big
Mistake"
Named “too damn many” new
Cardinals. |
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White House Faith-Based Charity
Office Awards Grant to Snake Handlers
Pantheists, Fire Worshippers,
devotees of Moon Goddess demand
equal treatment. |
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