| SPACE |
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NEW
EVIDENCE MARS ONCE COVERED WITH
LAKES
Photos suggest
red planet supported life, summer
camps, canoeing. |
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International House of Pancakes to
Drop Sponsorship of International Space
Station
"Can't make pancakes in
zero-G," says chain's chairman. |
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| CONSUMER ALERT |
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Warning Issued on Dangerous Toys
Stores may run out, so buy early. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Californians Told to Limit Power Usage
Use candles instead of vibrators, says spokeswoman. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Maytag Repairman Takes Own Life
Leaves rambling note, cites "loneliness, ennui." |
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| LAW |
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Marijuana Laws Under Review
By High Court
But long adjournment granted for
munchies. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Take Two Aspirin Before
Bed, Says Bayer.
Drugmaker’s advice prompted by
declining profits |
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Angry Cows Join
"Mad Cow"
Debate in France
Gallic moo-ers getting
personally involved in
bovine brouhaha |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we reported that former
President George Bush had gotten hip,
started smoking pot, talking jive, and
hanging out with jazz musicians and
poets. What we meant to say was that he
had gotten a new hip, started smoking
pot, talking jive, and hanging out with
jazz musicians and poets. We regret the
error and apologize for any confusion
this may have caused. |
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