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PEOPLE IN THE NEWS
BUSH GOES ON FIELD TRIP WITH 3RD GRADERS
But he's missed much of the school year due to the election.
BUSINESS
Online Selling is Down
But offline begging is up.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Cher Says Sonny Speaks to
Her From the Grave
Asks for restraining order.
Third Reich Opens in Las Vegas
Nazi-themed hotel booked solid thrugh 2003.
REGIS IN RATINGS SLIDE
Public suddenly sick of him.
RELIGION
Cheney Talks About His
Near-Death Experience
Says, "God looks like Eisenhower."
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Gore, Bush Concede
Nader is President.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Common Ingredient in Cough Medicine Causes Stroke
But new therapy for stroke victims inspires hope.
 
SCIENCE

Men, Women, Use Different Parts of Body for Thinking, Study Reveals
Women use both sides of their brain, men use neither.
 
CORRECTION
Last week, in an article about Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris, we erroneously referred to her as having received $435,000 in cash which was funneled through a dummy corporation set up by the Republican National Committee just one day before she announced her decision to certify the election, thus awarding the state's 27 electoral votes to Texas Gov. George W. Bush. We should have stated that Florida has 25 electoral votes, not 27. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused.

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