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FIRST CONTACT MADE
WITH ALIEN
Man-made
robot greets giant
humanoid visitor from
another planet. |
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| RECIPE
OF THE WEEK |
~ ~ Turkey Déjà Vu ~ ~ ~ ~
Ingredients:
1 large partially eaten turkey
1-2 lbs. soggy stuffing
Several over-cooked yams
1 cup crusty cranberry sauce
1 new can of gravy
Remove aluminum foil from
turkey carcass and carve while still cold.
Heat up can of white or brown gravy in large sauce
pan, add oddly shaped pieces of
turkey meat, heat until contents of
saucepan are safe to eat.
Warm up yams and stuffing in
microwave, pour cranberry sauce
into a different bowl, make apologies
to family and guests, and serve. |
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