| SCIENCE |
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Genetically-Engineered Chickens
on Steroids Lay a Dozen
Eggs at a Time
"Probably safe for human
consumption," says FDA. |
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| HOBBIES |
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World's Largest Collection of
Pez Dispensers Begun by
Michigan Teenager
19-year old Detroit collector hopes
to have "thousands of them"
some day. |
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| TODAY'S RECIPE |
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Unfaithful Lover's Chicken &
Pepper Kabobs
Alternate on 2 sharpened skewers:
½ lb. chicken breast, cut into 1 inch
cubes
Large green pepper, cut into 2 inch
sections
Grill until golden.
Remove chicken and peppers from skewers
onto serving dish.
Place in oven to keep warm.
Thrust sharpened skewer into heart of
unfaithful lover.
Bury lover in shallow grave in basement.
Take serving dish from oven, serve
immediately.
Goes well with dry, white
wine.
Serves 1 |
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DEAD MAN
IN THE STREET
This week's question: |
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| Q: |
"Should Slobodan
Milosevic be tried for war crimes?" |
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Joe, Moscow: "No.
If anything, they should give him
a medal." |
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| Adolf, Munich: "No.
He was only following orders –
his wife's!" |
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Benito, Rome: "No.
He was a good man at heart,
even if he did step down and
basically pussy his way out of things." |
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| Attila, Asia: "No.
But he should do something about
that name." |
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Harry, Independence,
Mo.: "Hell, yes! They should
hang the bastard up by his nuts." |
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