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TECHNOLOGY
Meta Unveils Ray-Ban Glasses With AI
They not only see through clothing, they create naked deepfakes of everyone you look at.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: 1 in 10 Women, 3 in 10
Men Open to Multiple Partners

But the one woman in ten wasn't open to partnering with the three men in ten who said they were.
 
EDUCATION
Grade Inflation Plagues
Ivy League Schools

A's are ubiquitous; a B+ means you should consider finding a trade.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Commissioner Wants to Ban “Tush Push”
“Not that there's anything wrong with it,” he adds.
FEATURE
How many colleges still have legacy admissions?
   A )  3  
   B )  5  
   C )  7  
   D )  579  
Hint: there's always community college.
 
LAW
House Votes to Proceed With
Impeachment Inquiry Despite
Lack of Evidence

“Lack of evidence is evidence in and of itself, case closed,” says one congressman.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  New York: Tourists Replicate
Famous “Lunch Hour” Photo
Atop Skyscraper

Lunch is included.

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