| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Seattle: Taylor
Swift Concert Triggers
Small Earthquake
Ticketmaster blames it for ticketing mess. |
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Netflix Recruiting Experts in
AI, Offering High Salaries
“This is like a bad sci-fi movie.”
notes picketing scribe. |
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| MEDIA |
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Startup Channel to Be
an AI Version of CNN
Commercials and all. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Tesla Has Group Tasked
With Delaying, Cancelling Appointments
Company rated #1 by JD Power in
Customer Homicides. |
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 New Cryptocurrency
Scans Eyeballs for Security
Scans pockets for money. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Using Deepfakes, Scientists
Implant Fake Memories
in Subjects
Then the fun begins. |
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Scientists Determine Greenland
Was Mostly Green 416,000
Years Ago
Hence its name. |
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 Harvard Scientist
Believes Round Object Found at
Ocean Bottom Comes From Extraterrestrial
Spacecraft
Says it has an answer for everything
“if you just shake it.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Bad News: Majority of Older
Adults With Cognitive
Impairment Still Drive
Good News: they still don't know
how to text. |
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