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PAGE THREE – JANUARY 16 - 22, 2023
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TECHNOLOGY
Scientists Actively Trying to Build Conscious Robot
“We have some very urgent questions to ask it,” says one.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Trump Had Plan
To Nuke North Korea,
Blame Someone Else

Aides advised against it, especially blaming Ukraine.
 
POLITICS
Missouri: State Republicans
Pass Stricter Dress Code for
Women Legislators

Their hemlines will be measured on a weekly basis.
 
SPORTS
NFL: Damar Hamlin Out of Hospital After Life-Threatening Scare
He's listed as “doubtful” for Buffalo's next playoff game.
FEATURE
The recent failure of the FAA's system known as NOTAM caused thousands of flight cancellations. In what year did the NOTAM system go into use?
   A )  2009  
   B )  2016  
   C )  2020  
   D )  1947  
Hint: airplanes had already been invented.
 
LAW
Trump Organization CFO
Sentenced to Only 5 Months
In Rikers Island

And he's given a corner cell.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Rome Tries to Lure More Visitors With Skatepark Next to Colosseum
Or perhaps you'd like to try the aqueduct flume ride.

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