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PEOPLE
Calls Grow for Bolsonaro's Expulsion, or Persona Non Grata Status
Or at least follow him around with a camera crew whenever he goes out.
 
MEDIA
Biden Signs Bill Banning
TikTok on All Government
Devices

President Xi's wry response, “Back to the drawing board.”
Report: Americans “Sick
And Tired” of Harry and
Meghan News

Feel it's crowding out news of the Kardashians.
 
BUSINESS
Poll: 96% of Workers
Looking for New Job

Their boss's.
Yellen Announces U.S. Will Hit Its Debt Limit Thursday
Warns, “Uncle Sam could be living out of his car by June.”
SCIENCE
Expert: 90% of Online
Content Could Be
“Generated by AI” by 2025

Sparing us from the tedious task of thinking.
Microsoft AI Can Impersonate Human Voice in 3 Seconds
It's designed for assholes who just like to hear themselves talk.
Ozone Hole to Close by 2066
At which point you can use your hairspray again.
 
Saturn's Moon Enceladus Shrouded in Thick Layer of Snow
Elon Musk predicts lift tickets will be available by end of century.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Healthy Eating Can Cut Risk of Early Death by 20%
But it costs a little more, so you have to weigh the benefits versus the drawbacks.

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