 LAKE MEAD AT 28%
CAPACITY, UP FROM 27%
Public can take longer showers, turn
on their sprinklers, drink eight glasses
of water a day. |
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Report: Putin Falls Down
Stairs, Soils Himself
Several onlookers suffer severe
internal injuries suppressing a laugh. |
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Church of England Apologizes
for Slave Trade Past
“Our bad,” says Archbishop of
Canterbury. |
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2022 Intelligence Report:
247 “Unidentified Anomalous |
 Phenomena”
Since 2021
Congress ignores report, Hulu
options screen rights. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Report: Massive Flight Cancellation
Mess Blamed on Human Error
FAA orders an investigation of humans
and how to correct them. |
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Republicans in House Hope
to Abolish IRS, Taxes
And send millions of accountants
to reeducation camps. |
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| REMINDER |
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The only thing that stops a
bad six-year-old with a gun
is a good six-year-old with
a gun. |
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Report: Biden Had Classified
Docs From Time as VP in His
Private Office
Republicans decide not to call
for Biden's arrest, “after
thinking it over.” |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Exxon Scientists
Accurately Predicted Global
Warming 50 Years Ago
They put their alarming findings in
a bottle, dropped it in the ocean,
and waited. |
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